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In the meantine, enjoy this dream I had the other night:
"I am in a parking garage, arguing with an old lady. She is my neighbor, though I am not very fond of her. She is currently
complaining about how I parked my car; according to her I’ve made it hard for her to park her own, yellow car. Fed up with all her
complaining I say in a calm, threatening voice that she should “watch her tone or else the serial killer that only kills people with
yellow cars might pay her a visit”, insinuating that I am this serial killer. My neighbor is shocked by what I just said, though instead of backing off,
she threatens to call the police. Worriedly, I watch as she reaches for her phone to make the call. But she gets interrupted by the actual yellow-car-serial-killer
entering the building.
He looks greasy and holds a knife in each hand, and I find his posture goofy. I play the moment off as if I
was just giving her friendly advice, in hopes that I can gaslight her into believing I’m a good person. Then we run and hide. However, I’m not
fast enough and the serial killer gets a hold of my foot. My immediate reaction is to snitch on my neighbor; I point to where she
is hiding while yelling “she is the one with the yellow car, she is the one you should stab”. To prove that I’m not the owner,
I press my car key to unlock the normal colored car. Though I must have gotten hold of my neighbor’s car key, as the yellow car starts blinking
instead. Confused at my plan, the yellow-car-serial-killer gives me a stunned look."
Have a lovely day!
-Jason's research assistant, Emma.
